The Sarcastic Magic Eight Ball

Find out what is going to happen in the future! Phrase a question so that it can be answered by a "yes" or "no". For example: Will I find a bug in my salad?

The Sarcastic Magic 8-Ball will answer any question you wish to ask, but you should ask it so that it can be answered with a "yes" or "no". If you do not like the answers, we sincerely apologize. Every effort has been made to reign in our mystic's sarcastic tendencies. The user should understand that this mystical answering machine is not a "real" Magic 8 ball. The answers are completely random, so do not take generated answers as an infallible guide to future actions.(On the other hand real Magic 8 Balls and Ouja Boards are well-known for their reliability.) When visiting any website it is wise to use common sense when reading the information presented. In the case of the Sarcastic Magic 8-Ball "keep out of the hands of young children and gullible adults". Just in passing, we are recording your facial expressions as you read these lines. Ha, just kidding. No, really. But we "may" be keeping a database of questions asked. However, we do not record who specifically is asking the question...unless you use your actual name as part of the question. Well, enough warnings and meanderings. Hope you enjoy the Sarcastic Magic Eight Ball, brought to you by ImNervous.com.